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Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal Windlicht basteln He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker He's an affable man with a plausible plan Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand KFZ Folie (And then he..)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again Bonn Webgestaltung He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic Werbeagenturen in Stuttgart He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor He's a modern retard with a love of bombast Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past bar zürich (And then he..)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again Nici Stofftier He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah ha He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah ha Kunststoffbehälter
(And then he..)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again Rechtsanwälte Rödermark Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah ha He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself Horoskope He's so pleased with himself, ah ha He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah ha He's pleased with himself, he's so pleased with himself Rechtsanwalt Rödermark He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
(Through the megaphone, along with last chorus: He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan Because Colin Zeal's ill Colin Zeal's ill Colin Zeal's ill)
